Honorary Salvi Card

For a limited time, you can get your Honorary Salvadoran Card, personally approved by the self-appointed Culture Ambassador.

What’s included?

✅ A high-quality Honorary Salvi Card (flash it with pride at your nearest pupusería)

✅ An official letter of certification from the C.A.S.A.C.A agency

✅ The lifelong right to claim “I’m basically Salvadoran” at parties

Get yours now before the Ministry of Culture shuts this down! 🇸🇻🔥😂